What You'll Get
If comic books have taught us anything, it's that getting zapped with mysterious rays always gives you crime-fighting abilities—in this case, superhuman svelteness. Let your skin fulfill its dream of pummeling two-bit hoodlums with today's deal: for $129, you get three treatments of LipoLaser at Laser Health Centre in Chilliwack.
Laser Health Centre aims to alleviate bodily blights with the leverage of light therapy. Over the course of 40–60 minutes, LipoLaser zaps fat cells, provoking the release of triglycerides that are then recycled as body fuel. The non-invasive treatment can be customized to specific problem areas such as the waistline, torso, back, arms, or buttocks and thighs. Forego lengthy surgical procedures for a relaxing laser remedy that can have you out the door and back to chiseling busts of prominent Romans in no time.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 2, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. By appointment only. 24-hr cancellation notice required. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Laser Health Centre
Laser Health Centre's certified beam-wielders lasers in rejuvenating cosmetic procedures, drug-free pain relief, and behavioural-modification regimens for substance abuse and smoking cessation. Staff members customize treatments to suit each patient, and in-office laser therapy may be reinforced by take-home nutritional supplements. An exclusive diet plan paired with laser therapy tackles weight-loss goals, and light-based medicine enhances the mind-soothing stress-relief program.