Laser Lean, LLC

Chapel Hill

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In a Nutshell

Noninvasive, FDA-approved laser treatment slims inches from waistline, hips & thighs with little downtime

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Promotional value expires Jan 9, 2013. Amount paid never expires. Must activate by 1/9/13, treatments must be completed within 2 weeks from activation date. Must be 18 or older, or have guardian consent. Must use all treatments on same area. Must meet medical requirements. Includes required pre-treatment consultation. Treatments are non-transferable. May redeem across visits Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

Achieving a smoother shape is a challenge almost as difficult as reading an entire dictionary or climbing a tree that’s covered in canola oil. Take an expert approach to slimming down or tightening up with today's Groupon: for $999, you get six Zerona laser treatments at Laser Lean in Chapel Hill (a $2,500 value).

During FDA-approved Zerona treatments at Laser Lean, certified, physician-supervised technicians noninvasively remove excess inches from curvaceous zones—including hips, buttocks, and upper arms—using cold lasers that uncork fat-cell pores and allow for the expungement of fatty content. During each of their six sessions, which incur no downtime, clients can read or nap beneath the comfortable laser apparatus for 40 minutes in an experience akin to relaxing inside a tanning bed or kicking back in a super villain's cozy lair. Patients should schedule all treatments to take place within a two-week span, as waiting more than 72 hours between visits may hinder results and allow fat to rebuild its demolished cells with brick rather than straw.

Pregnant and breast-feeding women and those with a history of heart, liver, or kidney disease should steer clear of Zerona treatments. Patients with diabetes or thyroid disorders may not experience desired results.

Laser Lean

Laser Lean’s technicians specialize in two noninvasive contouring technologies: Zerona and Venus Freeze by VenusConcept. Designed to melt up to 9 inches off the midsection, Zerona treatments emulsify fat tissue with a cold laser that minimizes pain. Alternatively, the Venus Freeze machine combines multipolar radio frequency with magnetism to tighten and contour skin. This treatment specifically targets the face to leave cheeks and jawlines smoother than a baby dipped in chocolate.

Customer Reviews

For deep tissue massage ask for Todd - the best!
Ken · April 22, 2014
Thanks for the massage last week. It was great! The pressure was just right and I appreciate your enthusiasm. You can tell you enjoy your job. You truly have a gift!
Carmen H. · January 30, 2014
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Thank you for the great feedback!!!
Merchant replied · March 4, 2014
great service, wonderful session. Definitely would recommend it.
Ann D. · August 26, 2013
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Thank you for the great feedback!!
Merchant replied · March 4, 2014

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