Slimming down is a challenge almost as difficult as reading an entire dictionary or climbing a tree that’s covered in canola oil. Take an expert approach to tackling the task of shedding surplus inches with today's Groupon: for $1,495, you get nine Zerona laser body-contouring treatments at Laser Lean in Chapel Hill (a $3,400 value).
Laser Lean's certified technicians brandish body-sculpting lasers to cultivate sleeker, more shapely soulsacks during Zerona treatments. This FDA-approved system noninvasively removes excess inches from curvacious zones—including hips, buttocks, and upper arms—with painless cold lasers that uncork fat cell pores, allowing for the expungement of fatty content. Over the course of the two-and-a-half-week regimen, clients can read or nap beneath the comfortable laser apparatus for 40 minutes every other day in an experience akin to relaxing inside a tanning bed or kicking back in a super villain's cozy lair. There is no downtime after the procedure, permitting guests to resume their normal routines following treatments. Be sure to schedule time for two and a half weeks' worth of treatments, as waiting more than 72 hours between visits may hinder results.
Pregnant and breast-feeding women and those with a history of heart, liver, or kidney disease should steer clear of Zerona treatments. Patients with diabetes or thyroid disorders may not experience desired results.
Laser Lean’s technicians specialize in two noninvasive contouring technologies: Zerona and Venus Freeze by VenusConcept. Designed to melt up to 9 inches off the midsection, Zerona treatments emulsify fat tissue with a cold laser that minimizes pain. Alternatively, the Venus Freeze machine combines multipolar radio frequency with magnetism to tighten and contour skin. This treatment specifically targets the face to leave cheeks and jawlines smoother than a baby dipped in chocolate.