What You'll Get
Along with an increased reliance on land-based transportation, the removal of excess hair is evidence that humans long to forget their ancestral origins as gilled chimpanzees. Get away from your roots with today's Groupon to Laser Light MD in Brooklyn. Choose from three options:
• For $99, you get three laser hair-removal sessions on the underarms (a $300 value), bikini area (a $600 value), lip (a $150 value), or sideburns (a $150 value).
• For $99, you get two laser hair-removal sessions on both lower legs (a $400 value), both lower arms (a $300 value), or a brazilian (a $500 value).
• For $99, men can get one laser hair-removal session on their full back (a $600 value) or chest and abdomen (a $600 value).
The male and female technicians at Laser Light MD whisk away unwanted hair with advanced Soprano XL lasers. To begin the laser hair removal, technicians train their light on feral follicles, which eventually cave under the heat like a reticent jaywalking accomplice. By emitting long, gentle pulses of heat over precise areas of skin, the laser minimizes discomfort as it disables the follicles' will to produce new hair. The laser remains in constant motion, ensuring quick treatments of 10–25 minutes for small areas and up to 60 minutes for larger target spots and moss-covered sloths. Most areas need about six treatments for lasting hair removal.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 4, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Subject to availability. 24hr cancellation notice required. Must be 18 or older. New clients only. Must use treatments on same area. Subject to hair type. Health restrictions apply. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Laser Light MD
Under the supervision of Edward Gindi, MD, trained technicians at Laser Light MD help clients feel more confident in their own skin. Using a Soprano XL laser designed with a pain-free, hair-free philosophy, the techs target stubborn strands with laser hair-removal treatments. They also aim IPL beams at acne and uneven pigmentation during treatments that can reduce sun damage, scars, and age spots. For optimal comfort during any procedure, clients can request a male or female tech or a laser that sings lullabies.