What You'll Get
Before the invention of Botox, the only reliable way to age backwards was to make careless wishes to overly literal genies found in mayonnaise jars. Rewind your face with modern science and today's Groupon: for $240, you get 20 units of Botox (a $260 value) and a series of three Vivité peels (a $240 value) at Laser Medical Aesthetics in Issaquah (a $500 total value). The entire process will take four appointments. At the first appointment, Dr. Lisa Mulligan, who boasts a board certification in Otolaryngology Head and Neck Surgery, will determine your skin's special needs and spicy food preferences during a personalized consultation. If it's determined to be safe and appropriate, she'll then administer a beautifying barrage of Botox, which will smooth away frustrating furrows and worrisome worry lines by reducing the contractions of the muscles that cause them. In each of the following three appointments, you'll receive a Vivité peel, which will prolong the effects of your youth injections by delivering a turbo-charged formula of anti-aging compounds to the skin, leaving it as clear and smooth as the bottom of a store-bought baby.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 18, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only. 24-hour cancellation policy or Groupon is forfeited. Must have pre-treatment consultation during first visit; refund is issued if not approved. Tax included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.