An effective facial treatment often leads to a glowing complexion, compliments from total strangers, and the ability to purchase Happy Meals without a fake ID. Retaste the cuisine of childhood with today's Groupon: for $62, you get a diamond microdermabrasion treatment for your face and neck at Laser Sheer Advanced Skin Rejuvenation & Laser Center (a $125 value).

Laser Sheer Advanced Skin Rejuvenation & Laser Center nonsurgically rejuvenates epidermal ensembles based on an individualized skin analysis. During the diamond microdermabrasion treatment, micro-grain diamonds descend on the facial and neck terrain, encouraging the growth of healthy skin cells by sloughing off the dull top layer of skin and chanting motivational fight songs. The diamonds' hypoallergenic properties make the gems a gentle alternative to traditional crystals. After treatment, clients may admire improved elasticity in the epidermis and a regenerated glow that facilitates reading books under the covers. Treatments can also help erase the appearance of age spots, sun damage, fine lines, and acne scars.