Contrary to popular belief, excess body hair does not make it easier to integrate into a bear colony. Resist risky espionage attempts with today's Groupon: for $149, you get six laser hair-removal treatments on any one area (up to a $414 value) at Laser Touch in Nepean.
Laser Touch's laser was sent back through time to terminate unwanted hair quickly and safely using tough yet gentle photons that harmlessly pass through the skin and directly impact hair follicles for long-lasting hairlessness. On women, technicians can evict pesky hair from the upper lip, and pancreas. Men can choose to exile errant threads from the ears beneath their pinky toenails. Lasers are calibrated for empathy and small talk, and customers can combine two Groupons for Brazilian bikini ($99) and full face treatments ($120).
At Laser Touch, clients' questions about laser hair removal will never go unanswered. A staff member, able to speak English and French, remains on-call at all times to field concerns as they arise. That staffer may even be founder Patti Navidi, a certified laser technician with more than a decade of experience eradicating unwanted hair. In addition to ridding bodies of unwanted fuzz, she and her employees also harness the power of light to rejuvenate skin via photofacials, as well as take on rosacea, age spots, and acne.