What You'll Get
Like a boomerang thrown by a vengeful ghost on a carousel, unwanted hair always returns. Pursue a long-lasting solution to follicular persistence with today's Groupon: for $99, you get three laser hair treatments at LaserWorks, located on the corner of 32nd Street and Fifth Avenue (a $450 value).
The certified and licensed laser wielders at LaserWorks remove unwanted hair via efficient, nonsurgical treatments. The Cynosure Elite laser exterminates follicles from the body and impedes their efforts to grow back, defuzzing all skin types by combining two optimal wavelengths in one system. The laser selectively targets melanin inside the hair follicle, destroying the root without damaging the skin or causing nearby cells to write alarmist letters to their congressmen. With today's deal, hair havers can enjoy deft depilation of the upper lip, chin, sideburns, ears, neckline, areola, belly line, hands, feet, or basic bikini area. Most laser treatments can be completed in less than one hour and leave clients' grooming methods devoid of razors, wax, and tiny lawnmowers for several months to years.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 30, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit.New clients only. By appointment only. 48hr cancellation notice req'd or $75 fee may apply. Valid for upper lip, chin, side burns, ears, neck line, areola, belly line, hands, feet and basic bikini only. Must use all treatments on same area. Tax and gratuity not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About LaserWorks Laser Center
Using FDA-approved lasers, LaserWorks Laser Center’s licensed staff puts an end to days spent plucking, shaving, waxing, or vacuuming away unwanted hair. Their Cynosure Elite laser targets the melanin––of pigment––in the hair follicles, and gently heats and destroys the root to prevent hair regrowth anywhere from several months to several years. Though the treatment won’t damage skin, some discomfort may occur, and most patients compare the sensation to a rubber-band snap.