What You'll Get
In nature, the only way for animals to achieve perfect vision is to crossbreed with an eagle, usually resulting in eagle-eyed abominations such as snakes with talons and flying pumas. Keeping human senses sharp is a less formidable task, as today’s Groupon proves: for $2,495, you get LASIK or PRK surgery on both eyes at LaserVue Orlando (a $5,000 value). A full refund will be given to patients who don't meet the criteria for either procedure.
LaserVue frees patients from cumbersome eyeglasses and contact lenses with LASIK or PRK surgery. Patients start with an initial corneal consultation and an in-depth eye exam that includes fundoscopy, refraction, and an SAT analogies section to make sure that LASIK or PRK is the right choice for their vision needs. Utilizing the delicate, modern Intralase iFS and Wavelight Allegretto Eye Tracking lasers, LaserVue's experienced surgeons can fix problematic peepers in procedures that last approximately 15 minutes. LASIK and PRK are similar surgeries—LASIK creates a corneal flap, and patients will experience a vision blurring or loss lasting about a minute. In PRK surgery, the laser is applied directly to the surface of the eye; no vision blurring occurs, but recovery time takes longer. Some initial haziness and irritation are generally experienced after the procedures, but like a methodical viewfinder, images sharpen within a few days.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 8, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Must activate surgery by 10/8/11, surgery must be completed 12 months from activation date. 24hr cancellation notice required. Screening process for LASIK or PRK required. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.