Long eyelashes serve multiple purposes, from shooing incoming moths to extinguishing nearby forest fires with a single fierce blink. Elongate eye fringe with today's Groupon: for $89, you get a full set of NovaLash eyelash extensions at Lash Amor' (a $200 value).

The certified aestheticians and lash applicators at Lash Amor' carefully affix individual synthetic NovaLash strands to amp up eye awnings and eliminate clients' daily reliance on mascara. The lashes come in a variety of colors, textures, lengths, and curves, ensuring that each customer's wink ends up looking natural and feeling comfortable, like a bed made from a pile of tomatoes. Technicians fasten the handpicked fibers to clients' natural lashes with a physician-developed, medical-grade adhesive, which can keep extensions intact for 4–6 weeks depending on growth cycle and frequency of Morse-code-style blinks.