What You'll Get
Although vision is just one of five senses, it’s the one that tells us when the light turns green before we mobilize our tricycles and when bananas turn brown before we use them to make scratch-'n'-sniff greeting cards. Supplement the all-encompassing sense of sight with today’s Groupon: for $2,499, you get LASIK eye surgery for both eyes, including pre- and post-operative care, at LASIK Specialists, valid at three Cincinnati-area locations (a $4,400 value).
At LASIK Specialists, ocular repairman Dr. Martin Burger, who has conducted more than 69,000 successful LASIK procedures, sharpens peepers using various laser technologies to tailor each treatment to individual optical maladies.
LASIK is designed to correct a broad range of eye ailments, including nearsightedness, farsightedness, astigmatism, and fickle hindsight. Dr. Burger uses custom ablation, high-definition vision, and premier LASIK technologies to uncloud soul-windows. Some procedures can produce 20/20 results, reducing or eliminating a patient's dependence on glasses, contact lenses, and awkward in-home security checkpoints. The treatment includes comprehensive care for your image organs, including pre-op and post-op consultations and assessments. Patients should rebound from retina refinement after a few days and can then resume normal activities, such as speed window-shopping. Purchasers who elect not to undergo surgery after an initial consultation will receive a full refund.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 24, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Must be 18 or older. Consultation required, non-candidates will be refunded. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About LASIK Specialists Cincinnati
Dr. Martin E. Burger strips doctors, pilots, athletes, and regular folk of the "four eyes" nickname with the help of laser-based refractive surgery. Dr. Burger draws upon more than 69,000 completed procedures and a residency in ophthalmology through Ohio University to complete procedures designed to remedy nearsightedness, farsightedness, or astigmatism. Using a specially chosen laser, Dr. Burger reshapes corneas to sharpen patients' vision.