What You'll Get
As anyone who has accidentally called his or her boss "mom" knows, being able to tell who's who is vital to the preservation of dignity. Put life into focus with today's Groupon: for $1,987, you get a LASIK procedure on both eyes at LASIK Specialist LLC Indianapolis (a $4,000 value). The pre- and postsurgery consultations will be held at the office on Coldwater Road in Fort Wayne, and the procedure will occur at the office on North Meridian Street in Indianapolis.
Dr. Martin E. Burger sharpens eyesight to a fine point on a whetstone of medical treatments. He brings the cumulative experience of more than 69,000 procedures to each LASIK appointment, so patients can rest easy knowing that their seeing spheres are being gently cupped in the hands of a professional. Over the course of an initial consultation, surgery, and postsurgery consultation, peepers can escape the stifling grip of astigmatism, farsightedness, nearsightedness, or dogsightedness, the crippling inability to recognize objects that aren't dogs. The actual surgery takes about 5–10 minutes per eye, during which time the cornea is reshaped to predetermined specifications.
Groupon holders found not to be suitable candidates for the procedure will receive a full refund.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 10, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Must be 18 or older. Valid only for listed service. Consultation required; non-candidates refunded. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About LASIK Specialists Cincinnati
Dr. Martin E. Burger strips doctors, pilots, athletes, and regular folk of the "four eyes" nickname with the help of laser-based refractive surgery. Dr. Burger draws upon more than 69,000 completed procedures and a residency in ophthalmology through Ohio University to complete procedures designed to remedy nearsightedness, farsightedness, or astigmatism. Using a specially chosen laser, Dr. Burger reshapes corneas to sharpen patients' vision.