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What You'll Get
As anyone who has accidentally called their boss "mom" knows, being able tell who's who is vital to the preservation of dignity. Put life into focus with today's Groupon: for $1,987, you get the LASIK procedure on both eyes at LASIK Specialist LLC Indianapolis on North Meridian Street (a $4,000 value).
Dr. Martin E. Burger sharpens eyesight to a fine point on a whetstone of medical procedures. With the cumulative experience of more than 69,000 procedures, patients can rest easy knowing their sight spheres are being gently cupped in the hands of a professional. Over the course of an initial consultation, surgery, and postsurgery consultation, both eyes will be corrected of astigmatism, farsightedness, nearsightedness, or dogsightedness, the crippling inability to recognize objects that aren't dogs. The actual surgery takes about 5–10 minutes per eye, during which time the cornea is reshaped to the predetermined specifications.
Groupon holders found not to be suitable candidates for the procedure due to glued-on-googly-eyes syndrome will receive a full refund.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 27, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 25 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. Must be 18 or older. Valid only for listed service. Must be deemed eligible by doctor prior to procedure. Full refund if not approved for procedure. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About LASIK Specialists Cincinnati
Dr. Martin E. Burger strips doctors, pilots, athletes, and regular folk of the "four eyes" nickname with the help of laser-based refractive surgery. Dr. Burger draws upon more than 69,000 completed procedures and a residency in ophthalmology through Ohio University to complete procedures designed to remedy nearsightedness, farsightedness, or astigmatism. Using a specially chosen laser, Dr. Burger reshapes corneas to sharpen patients' vision.