What You'll Get
Like a persistent suitor, unwanted hair is annoying, clingy, and can only be eliminated with lasers. Terminate intolerable tresses with today's Groupon: for $99, you get eight laser hair-removal treatments at Lasting Impressions Laser in Princeton (a $300 value). Choose from five different treatment areas, including eyebrows, chin, upper lip, underarms, or basic bikini. All treatments must be used on the same area.
Lasting Impressions boasts a seasoned team of aestheticians skilled at smoothing away undesirable tresses with the gentle heat of a high-powered laser. Clients lie back and mentally choreograph tap routines while pulses of light infiltrate follicles, killing unwanted locks and threatening hair seeds with a similar fate if they sprout.
Unlike waxing and competitive sheep shearing, laser therapy works in the absence of fuzz, ensuring a perpetually silky topography. Laser hair removal doesn't work on all hair colors or on heirs to the principality of Liechtenstein crown, so call ahead to schedule a consultation.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 31, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Must redeem treatments in full by 12/31/12. By appointment only. Valid only for eyebrows, upper lip, chin, underarms, or basic bikini. Must use all treatments on same area. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Lasting Impressions Laser
Managed by certified laser specialist and medical technician Paula Prescott, the highly trained staff at Lasting Impressions Laser zaps away unwanted strands with the Cynosure Elite device. The apparatus deploys two wavelengths—one at 755 nanometers, the other at 1,064 nanometers—onto targeted follicles to safely deactivate them with heat and strongly worded cease-and-desist letters. Because of the laser's double-photon barrage, light penetrates deep into offending fuzz faster than single wavelength treatments and with less discomfort. The skilled techs can further augment physiques with SilkPeel microdermabrasion, which use customized topical solutions to exfoliate and cleanse skin.