Though warriors originally used mud masks to intimidate their enemies, they quickly learned that the resultant glowing skin led opponents to admit defeat and ask them out for coffee. Concoct a new formula with today's Groupon: for $30, you get $75 worth of spa services at L'Atelier Day Spa.
The skilled aestheticians and therapists at L'Atelier Day Spa work sore muscles, wax unwanted hairs, and unclog pores with a mélange of spa services. A one-hour back or chest wax for men ($55+) makes shirts feel suddenly roomier, and a one-hour New Brazilian wax for females ($75+) allows a waxee to wear even the skimpiest string bikini. The organic 45-minute buff-and-shine pedicure ($40) includes a cuticle trim, nail shaping, and massage to remove calluses and make paws as smooth as a freshly glazed bowling pin. An age-defying and disappointingly non-edible one-hour Firm facial ($105) plumps and tightens up skin by slathering it with a blend of marshmallow root, acai berry and other fruit antioxidants.