What You'll Get
Human bodies, like mylar balloons, come in many colors and shapes and often inflate during the holidays. Deflate flab with today's Groupon: for $599, you get six Zerona body-slimming laser treatments at LaTorre Wellness Center in St. Petersburg (a $2,000 value).
Dr. William LaTorre, D.C. of LaTorre Wellness Center combines Eastern and Western healing techniques to treat patients holistically, using nonsurgical, noninvasive tools such as the Zerona laser slimming system. Approved by the FDA, the Zerona system stimulates subcutaneous cells with a low-level cold laser to encourage the release of excess fat and borrowed copies of Ulysses. Patients can stretch out, relax, and listen to music during each 40-minute treatment, returning every two weeks to shed an average of 4.1 inches from the waist, hips, and thighs over the course of six sessions. Since the treatment is nonsurgical, noninvasive, and requires no anesthesia, there is no recovery time required and patients may return to work, meetings, or competitive belly-rolling tournaments the same day.
THE PATIENT AND ANY OTHER PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR PAYMENT HAS A RIGHT TO REFUSE TO PAY, CANCEL PAYMENT, OR BE REIMBURSED FOR PAYMENT FOR ANY OTHER SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT THAT IS PERFORMED AS A RESULT OF AND WITHIN 72 HOURS OF RESPONDING TO THE ADVERTISEMENT FOR THE FREE, DISCOUNTED FEE, OR REDUCED FEE SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 7, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1/person, may buy 2 more as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Must activate by 5/7/12, treatments must be completed within 2 weeks from activation date. 24hr cancellation notice required. Must sign waiver. Treatment is non-transferable. May redeem across visits. Important patient disclosure. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About LaTorre Wellness Center
LaTorre Wellness Center fuses Eastern and Western healing techniques to bolster downtrodden bodies using the six-step path to total health. Working top to bottom and inside out, Dr. William A. LaTorre seeks missing pieces in the holistic health puzzle, whether they be nutritional deficiencies or high blood pressure. With the array of information, Dr. LaTorre administers chiropractic adjustments, nutritional advice, or lifestyle recommendations that help bodies run like finely tuned machines capable of surviving an uprising of finely tuned machines.
To bolster the center's roster of clinical services, licensed massage therapists serenade sinews with 50 minutes of massage customized to individual client needs. The staff is available after hours Monday–Thursday to boost health or even out beauty with anti-aging and Zerona weight-loss treatments.