What You'll Get
Human bodies, like mylar balloons, come in many colors and shapes and often inflate during the holidays. Deflate flab with today’s Groupon to LaTorre Wellness Center in St. Petersburg. Choose from the following options:
- For $599, you get six Zerona body-slimming laser treatments (a $2,000 value).
- For $675, you get a weight-loss package (a $2,200 value) that includes:
- CR500 weight-loss program
- Six Zerona laser treatments
- For $99, you get the CR500 weight-loss program (a $200 value).
LaTorre Wellness Center’s Dr. William LaTorre combines Eastern and Western healing techniques to help patients lose weight with holistic diet plans and noninvasive laser treatments. The CR500 diet combats unwanted weight with liquid oral drops formulated to curb appetites, increase energy, and spark metabolic functioning at the cellular level. Like a handyman prepared for anything, the special CR500 formula comes with a slew of tools, including step-by-step instructions, specialized meal plans, and an exclusive cookbook.
Alternatively, the FDA-approved Zerona cold-laser technology is designed to reduce corporeal circumferences by an average of 3.5 inches. During each session, clients can relax and listen to music as a beam-slinging apparatus glides low-light lasers over their waistline, back, hips, and thighs for 40 minutes, emulsifying adipose tissue so that fat can sneak its way out of the body. The disintegrated lipid depots can then be absorbed by the body’s obsessively tidy lymphatic system and expelled through the body’s natural detoxification process and complex system of water-slides. Technicians perform the six noninvasive treatments, which require minimal recovery time, over the span of two weeks.
THE PATIENT AND ANY OTHER PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR PAYMENT HAS A RIGHT TO REFUSE TO PAY, CANCEL PAYMENT, OR BE REIMBURSED FOR PAYMENT FOR ANY OTHER SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT THAT IS PERFORMED AS A RESULT OF AND WITHIN 72 HOURS OF RESPONDING TO THE ADVERTISEMENT FOR THE FREE, DISCOUNTED FEE, OR REDUCED FEE SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 11, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per 6 sessions. Valid only for option purchased. Must activate Zerona by 7/11/12, treatments must be completed within 2 weeks from activation date. 24hr cancellation notice required. Must be 18 or older, or have guardian consent for Zerona. Must sign waiver. Must use all Zerona treatments on same area. Must meet medical requirements for Zerona. Zerona option includes required pre-treatment consultation. Non-transferable. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About LaTorre Wellness Center
LaTorre Wellness Center fuses Eastern and Western healing techniques to bolster downtrodden bodies using the six-step path to total health. Working top to bottom and inside out, Dr. William A. LaTorre seeks missing pieces in the holistic health puzzle, whether they be nutritional deficiencies or high blood pressure. With the array of information, Dr. LaTorre administers chiropractic adjustments, nutritional advice, or lifestyle recommendations that help bodies run like finely tuned machines capable of surviving an uprising of finely tuned machines.
To bolster the center's roster of clinical services, licensed massage therapists serenade sinews with 50 minutes of massage customized to individual client needs. The staff is available after hours Monday–Thursday to boost health or even out beauty with anti-aging and Zerona weight-loss treatments.