Every day, the human face must withstand a barrage of misthrown darts, soap-opera slaps, and scratchy moustache kisses from lunch ladies. Maintain your dermal defenses with today's Groupon: for $30, you get any facial valued up to $120 at Launa Stone Med-Spa in Calabasas.

Launa Stone draws on more than 20 years of nursing and skincare experience to safely counteract the effects of age, stress, and environment with a wide variety of revitalizing treatments. A traditional European facial ($140 for 90 minutes) refurbishes sad-faced flesh-emoticons with a steam cleaning, gentle extractions, and your choice of a hand and foot treatment or an additional mask. Sirs in search of serenity can lie in flying position for a Superman facial ($100 for 60 minutes), specifically designed to prevent ingrown hairs, razor burn, and glowing green kryptonite pimples. For a more creative countenance cleansing, the hot-fudge antioxidant facial ($150 for 50 minutes) neutralizes agitated skin cells with natural antioxidants that are normally squandered on overstressed banana splits. Groupon customers will also receive 30% off any laser hair removal, laser skin resurfacing or cosmetic injectable at Launa Stone Med-Spa.

Reviews

Five Yelpers give Launa Stone Med-Spa an average rating of five stars. Customer testimonials are also available on the spa's website.

• Love this place and would recommend it to anyone and everyone. They know their business and make you feel confident and comfortable. Make sure you try their DWD facial, it's to die for. – TandJ C., Yelp
• There is no substitute for Launa's experience in this area and she is good company during the sessions. The salon itself is unpretentious and the staff makes everyone feel welcome. – Julie S., customer testimonial
• I'm addicted to the hydra facial. My skin glows now. – CELESTE F., Yelp