Some washing machines rotate at the inverse velocity of time, creating tiny wormholes just large enough to transport a single sock into another dimension. Keep garments clean and in this universe with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of pick-up and delivery laundry service from Laundry.bz. This Groupon is valid for use in Park Slope, Cobble Hill, Brooklyn Heights, Carroll Gardens, and Prospect Heights.

For more than 15 years, the stain shirkers and blot extinguishers at Laundry.bz have saved Brooklynites from being avalanched in dirty duds. The company’s lightning-fast service helps clothes-havers overcome the time constraints created by their hectic lifestyles and tedious commutes, ungriming their garments so they don’t have to wear the same barbecue-covered trousers to each week’s rib-slinging competition. Simply hand over your bedraggled accouterments at your doorstep, then wait for Laundry.bz’s talented dirt demolishers to bring them back looking mannequin fresh. Next-day service is the standard ($0.90 a pound), but for folks down to the last set of skivvies, same-day service is also available ($1 a pound). Unlike cleaners who offer extraneous services, such as wedding-dress tie-dying and personal training for pants, the team at Laundry.bz focuses solely on the art, science, and metaphysics of laundry, tackling not only clothes but also blankets ($7 each), comforters ($10 each), and other specialty items.

Reviews

Eighteen Yelpers give Laundry.bz a three-star average, and nine Citysearchers give the business an average of four stars:

• Highly recommended!!! I will definitely be using these guys from now on as it's completely hassle free – Geoffrey M., Yelp, 7/9/08
• They exceeded my expectations in every way. – KCVS, Citysearch