Kitchens and bathrooms are statistically the dirtiest places in America, on average containing over 200,000 psychotropic parasites and several children. Clear the hazard with today's Groupon: for $39, you get bathrooms (up to three) and kitchens (up to one) cleaned by Laura's Cleaning Service, a $130 value. Additional bathroom cleaning or deep-clean kitchen services (such as scrubbing out refrigerators or ovens) will cost extra. Check the sidebar to see if your zip code is available for service.
Owner Laura Cortez has been running her special-ops cleaning operation for over nine years. Her focus is on providing thorough services tailored to each individual customer. With today's deal, a two-person team of experienced dirt exterminators will descend on your home and thoroughly scour the bathroom and kitchen. Sinks, toilets, and tubs will emerge as clean as Raffi's early lyrics, chrome fixtures will shine with the strength of our binary suns, and mirrors will no longer display frightening spectral images. Finally get kitchen countertops cleared of last year's Thanksgiving residue, and get fingerprints wiped from woodwork, which will come in handy during possible future investigations. Laura's team will restore your toaster's reflective qualities and even wash the leaning tower of dishes in your sink.
With spring a menacing cloud on the horizon, ready to breed an army of lilacs out of the dead land, this is an excellent time of year to freshen up home and hearth. Houses, due to their porous nature, collect all manner of dust, grime, and small animals during winter. Let Laura's Cleaning Service kick-start the spring-cleaning combustion engine and serve as motivation to at long last throw out that 1980s calendar collection. Call ahead to schedule your appointment.