Lavage Wellness Center

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Certified colon hydrotherapist flushes out innards to ease constipation & remove internal pollution

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Promotional value expires Oct 18, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Appointment required. 24hr cancellation notice required. New clients only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

The word plumbing comes from the discredited practice of tightening up internal pipes by eating 6 pounds of dried plums in one sitting. Discover a fruit-free cleanse with today’s Groupon: for $39, you get a wellness package at Lavage Wellness Center in Lakewood (a $79 value). The package includes the following:

At Lavage Wellness Center, certified colon hydrotherapists Lucinda Simpson and Laura Yetzer gently flush out customers’ overtaxed innards. During each session, purified water snakes its way through the large intestine, removing built-up waste such as accidentally swallowed chewing gum or intentionally swallowed copies of Reader’s Digest. After explaining the procedure, Lucinda massages pressure points along the digestive tract, loosening matter in the colon, which is then swept out and away by five gallons of H2O.

Hydrotherapy frees bodies from the grip of toxic pollution that may cause headaches, back pain, fatigue, constipation, and body odor. Patients may also experience positive side effects, such as a strengthened immune system, increased energy, and the ability to distinguish a semicolon from a diagram of the lower intestine.

Lavage Wellness Center

With more than three decades of experience under her belt, Lucinda Simpson established Lavage Wellness Center, where gentle streams of water flush out detritus and toxins to bolster wellness. The two get to know their clients during consultations that establish the parameters of each personalized treatment, which not only supports digestive function but activates reflex points that inspire feelings of positivity and well-being. They partner their signature service with other forms of cleansing, including infrared-sauna sessions and detoxifying foot baths, which use ionic charges to pull toxins from the body and strengthen intracellular telepathy.

Customer Reviews

Lucinda was wonderful and easy to work with being a first time customer, knowledgeable and brought suggestions to get the body to better health.
Lori I. · October 22, 2012
Great information, very nice and caring owner. I left feeling light and healthy. We will be back.
Haidy E. · October 17, 2012
Really, really nice place. I've received this service previously, but not at Lavage Wellness Center. The office and decor is very nice, relaxing, and they've made a noticeable effort to make clients comfortable and the experience positive. The staff are wonderful and very knowledgeable.Thanks Groupon for having this deal. I didn't know they existed otherwise. I will not go anywhere else now; they really do offer the best treatments at the fairest rates.
Ellen D. · October 14, 2012

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