Your body is a temple, and it sometimes needs a good dusting of the ductwork to make especially devout microbes take their leave. Tend the temple and polish the pipes with today’s Groupon to Lavar Spa. Choose between the following options:
- For $50, you get one colon-cleansing session with a consultation (a $129 value).
- For $139, you get three colon-cleansing sessions with a consultation (a $387 value).<p>
During Lavar Spa’s automated colon cleansings, clients relax in private rooms as machines gently clear out toxins and built-up impurities to improve intestinal and overall health. After an initial consultation, 30- to 45-minute sessions begin when a disposable pencil thin nozzle inserts into the colon to fill it with warm, purified water. The flowing aqua stimulates natural motions within intestines to foster healthy bowel movements, expunge waste, and strengthen colonic muscle tone for upcoming photo shoots. Meanwhile, clients can adjust water pressure and temperatures throughout the treatment, promoting optimal comfort as they watch TV, read, or contemplate the origins of monkey bread among the scents emanating from each room’s aromatherapy candles. Sessions typically result in no downtime and are said to help abate a variety of chronic conditions such as IBS, pain, and acne.
The staff at Lavar Spa know that colon cleansing is a personal, delicate matter. That’s why they’ve equipped each of their treatment rooms with fully automated cleansing systems. In complete privacy, clients undergo colon hydrotherapy, which flushes waste and toxins from the body with a gentle stream of water. During the procedure, they can watch television, read, or nap. Wafting aromatherapy candles, an airy color scheme, and plush treatment tables whisk away minds more effectively than a mad scientist practiced in sleight of hand. Afterward, most patients report feeling lighter and more relaxed, but hydrotherapy can also mute abdominal pain, headaches, and constipation.