After a long day of besieging steppe settlements, the Mongol hordes liked to kick back with a vigorous massage, a copy of the Daily Khan, and a nice warm glass of fermented yak's milk. Conquer your own serenity with today’s Groupon: for $34, you get a 60-minute signature massage at LaVida Massage (up to a $69.95 value).
LaVida Massage's comfortable atmosphere and experienced therapists invite guests of all ages and genders to unwind and improve their emotional and physical well-being. One of LaVida's skilled deck hands untangles back knots during a one-hour signature massage, employing the modality of the client’s choice to help banish tension accumulated from working, driving in rush hour, or pinch-hitting for the President during State of the Union addresses. The deep-tissue massage accesses the deepest layers of soft tissue and targets specific muscle groups to drain wells of pain and soreness, and the Swedish massage’s light- to medium-pressure long strokes soothe tense muscles and boost circulation. Prenatal-massage maneuvers work to gently alleviate the discomfort associated with pregnancy.
This LaVida Massage location houses several elegantly appointed private treatment rooms in calming earth-tones and an experienced staff trained in both the art of stress-banishing and body nurturing by especially paternal penguins.
Though LaVida Massage sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.