Each of the fingers bears a special burden, be it acting as perpetual wedding-ring bearer or enduring the stigma of not being allowed near the teacup. Lighten the load of oppressed digits with today’s Groupon: for $35, you get a spa manicure and spa pedicure at Nails by Angela in Tigard (a $70 value).

Clients at Nails by Angela bask in luxury from the moment they enter to the time their refreshed limbs carry them out the door. Customers can commence their visit by sipping a complimentary glass of wine or cup of steamy tea while lounging in a handsome sitting room bedecked with a flickering fireplace. Nail technicians whittle away at fashionable fingers during the spa manicure, exfoliating hands, massaging digits, and repainting fingerprints. Nails then reconfigure into elegant tensomes following a quick clipping, shaping, and cuticle evicting session that ends with a polishing in the pigment of the client's choice. Toes follow in their counterparts' stylish handsteps, undergoing a soak, scrub, and massage before dressing up in their favorite hue to prepare for immediate sandal strutting.