Forced to cut its cultural budget or face a total loss of its nation's heritage, the Scottish Parliament settled on miniaturizing golf—a fortunate last-minute substitute for miniaturizing kilts. Celebrate the Scots' pared-down pastime with this Groupon.
$25 for Four Hours of Unlimited Laser Tag, Go-Karting, and Mini Golf (Up to $240 Value)
Laps around the go-kart track last about 10 minutes, laser-tag battles are divided into 30-minute rounds, and rounds of black-light mini golf last approximately 30 minutes.
Lazer Port Fun Center's hours vary; please be sure to arrive prior to noon to redeem the full four hours.
Lazer Port Fun Center
With guidance from the friendly staff at Lazer Port Fun Center, spontaneous family adventures can begin with laps around the three-story go-kart track. Visiting racers and thrill-seeking spools of twine wind around corners, maneuver along helixes, and plunge down a 40-foot hill, before seeking out indoor adventures. 14,000 square feet of laser-tag landscape invite photon-fighting visitors to participate in 30-minute skirmishes, speeding across black-lit terrain and taking refuge behind alien figures while cosmic landscapes flicker in the background. After an engaging battle, visitors can settle into a 30-minute groove through the outer-space-themed mini-golf course. Cratered asteroids throw neon-yellow light on green fairways as they navigate between crashed spacecrafts, maintaining focus despite the heckling of gravity. The mesmerizing haze of LEDs and bells beckons visitors onward toward the arcade for ticket-churning rounds of prize games.