Since its invention, laser tag has entertained as many children as laser hopscotch, laser jacks, and laser red rover have vaporized combined. Score multiple rounds of intense beam-streaming competition with today's Groupon: for $25, you get two all-day laser tag passes to BattlegroundZ (a $50 value), located in Attleboro.

BattlegroundZ laser tag boasts 5,000 square feet of blacklit battlefields split into two rooms and sown with glow-in-the-dark partitions that provide beam brandishers with shelter from unfriendly fire. After a three-minute instructional video, each chest is armored with a fiber-optic luminous vest equipped with a voice-command phaser, ordering players to shoot, duck, and fetch clam chowder for the BattlegroundZ staff. Rack up points by zapping your opponents’ illuminated chest targets, all the while trying to dodge blasts from opponents. Score cards are presented to each sharpshooter after the game, allowing the best players to boast their sharpshooting skills or use their high scores in future presidential campaigns.