Statistically, home is the place you're most likely to fall asleep under a running lawn mower or spontaneously combust while trying to slow dance with a running lawn mower. Find a safe haven with today's Groupon: for $95, you get a one-night stay in either the East or West Room at the Lazyjack Inn in Tilghman (up to a $175 value). The Lazyjack Inn requires a two-night minimum stay on weekends.
Nestled between the shores of the Chesapeake Bay and the Choptank River, the 156-year-old Lazyjack Inn swaddles guests in comfort, with elegant rooms overlooking Dogwood Harbor. Guests can admire the spectacular waterfront views and jet-skiing sea otters from the East Room (up to a $175 value/night depending on date), which supplies overnighters with a plush queen-size bed, private bath with shower, and pine floors. The cheerful lemon-hued West Room (up to a $169 value/night depending on date) buoys spirits with its hand-painted furniture, eyelet curtains, queen-size bed, private bath, and a bouquet of fresh flowers. Original art festoons the inn's walls, and Persian carpets and personal treasures, such as a punch bowl filled with sea glass, abound in the charming residence. Each morning, a full gourmet breakfast and freshly baked goodies are served in the Harbor Room, causing each guest to levitate out of bed and hover down the stairs like a cartoon drawn to a pie.
The Lazyjack Inn fuses historical with modern, as guests can ogle ceiling beams built in the 1800s while watching a whittling tutorial on the inn's free WiFi. Enjoy the sea breeze rippling through your mane, or curl up in the sun like an oversized kitty on the back porch. Nearby activities include the Chesapeake Bay Maritime Museum, lighthouse tours, waterfront restaurants, kayak rentals, golf, and more.