Everyday stress is constantly compounded by airborne particulates, accidental eye contact with hypnotists, and sonic pollution emanating from nearby howler monkeys. Expel ordinary and extraordinary stressors from your system with today's Groupon. For $79, you get a 60-minute jade stone massage and a 30-minute ionic detoxifying footbath at Le Petite Retreat day spa in Larchmont Village (a $235 value). The ionic footbath cannot be administered to people with pacemakers, pregnant women, or anyone who has received an organ transplant.
The resort-like retreat at Le Petite Retreat day spa begins with a signature jade stone massage . The full one-hour treatment combines deep-Swedish massage with hot and cool jade stones in a potent tandem unseen since Lou Ferrigno's left arm met his right arm. The jade stones' temperatures help to reduce inflammation and stimulate the lymph system, promoting body balance and rebooting gummed-up energy flow. Ancient physicians used jade to balance the chakra, help kidney function, and act as a dimensional barrier against marauding nose-hair demons. To finish the massage, your practitioner will use shiatsu and Thai massage techniques to ensure the therapeutic effects last longer than The Neverending Story playing on constant loop.
The ionic footbath brings a touch of modern technological prowess to the traditional table. Using positive and negative ion flow and a special Tri-vortex Charger, Le Petite Retreat day spa's footbath rebalances mystical meridians and bio-charges the body's energy field, turning recipients into huge, muscular batteries. The 30-minute treatment is said to relieve symptoms from fibromyalgia, Epsteines-Barr, chronic fatigue, insomnia, and other ailments. Check out the frequently asked questions for more information.
Ride a galleon up to the Spanish Colonial doors and immediately climb aboard a mystical Chinese junk, sailing through the warrens of space and time and emerging in the healing atmosphere of a French Asian island retreat. Relax by the fire before and after your treatments, and feel the stresses of the outside world melt before your eyes like a Dalí clock.
Le Petite Retreat day spa is closed Mondays.
- Not only is Le Petite Retreat day spa (located in enchanting Larchmont Village) the only day spa in LA dedicated to couples treatments with multiple rooms (even the cabana) for massage, facials, body treatments – there’s even a Champagne Bath For Two! Mmmm. A near-resort like design with outside Lanai + large treatment rooms. Le Petite Retreat is a grand spa! – TheStyleGroup.com
- I could not believe how amazing the jade stone masage [sic] was!!! I have had my share of massages and this was by far the most amazing and relaxing massage EVER! The staff was amazing and very punctual! they were right on time with everything and made me feel right at home. – relaxalot918, Citysearch
- I've been to several spas in Los Angeles and they are usually full of snoots. Le Petite Retreat is definetly [sic] by far the best service all the way around. The Jade Stone massage was excellent... All the staff from the receptionist to the therapist were very professional and engaging. I would highly recommend this place. – Cindy L., Insider Pages
- We've travelled around the world--this is the best spa in LA! We had a great experience with our Couples Jade Stone Massages in their outdoor cabana, plus, a private Champagne Bath For two in the coppertub. Five Stars!! – Heins O., Insider Pages