What You'll Get
Humans maintain their bodies for the same reasons they maintain their houses: to keep the neighbors friendly and to disguise the fact that an alien lives inside them. Keep FBI investigations at bay with today's Groupon: for $49, you get a one-hour LipoMax RF body-molding treatment at Le'Vent (a $100 value).
Le'Vent’s noninvasive LipoMax RF body-molding treatment uses Lumicell Waves equipment that combines mechanical, optical, thermal, and acoustic energy to eradicate bodily dents and divots caused by fat cells. During the first phase of the one-hour treatment, a technician uses a handheld piece to pneumatically massage the treated area, gently lifting and suctioning skin to increase blood flow and lymphatic circulation. Dimple-causing water pockets break down as infrared light boosts cellular energy and skin-repair mechanisms. Corporeal forms may appear more toned as ultrasound technology tag teams with radiofrequency to attack fat deposits through a combination of high-speed vibration, thermal energy, and reverse psychology. Optional needle-free mesotherapy penetrates the cell membrane to further break up adipose tissue at treatment’s end.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 13, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.