Spider veins, like 600-watt headlights repurposed as kneepads, can distract from legs’ natural beauty. Restore your lowers limbs’ glory with today's Groupon: for $145, you get three laser vein-therapy treatments for the face (a $360 value) or legs (a $720 value) at Leah Chavie Skincare Boutique (up to a $720 value).

Leah Chavie Skincare Boutique's seasoned, eponymous aesthetician helps beautify epidermises with a noninvasive laser designed to expunge a wide variety of venous ailments, including deep-blue reticular veins. Chavie personally consults with new clients 10-minutes prior to their first visit to establish an appropriate plan of action and show off her collection of rare aesthetician trading cards. During the 15-minute vein-therapy treatments, clients lay flat as a focused light beam zaps as many vascular smudges as it can, leaving behind minimal bruising and blistering. Though each session requires little downtime, customers should refrain from strenuous physical activity or dangerous missions into interstellar wormholes after treatment.