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What You'll Get
Light comes in many forms—be it beautiful, like a rainbow, practical, like a laser, or awe-inspiring, like an applause sign’s first live studio performance. Harness the beautifying power of light with today’s Groupon to Lee Chiropractic Center in Sarasota. Choose between the following options:
- For $699, you get six Zerona laser treatments (a $1,995 value) and a two-week supply of nutritional supplements (a $400 value; a $2,395 total value).
- For $849, you get nine Zerona laser treatments (a $2,495 value) and a two-week supply of nutritional supplements (a $400 value; a $2,895 total value).<p>
Under the expert guidance of Dr. Autumn M. Powell, the staff at Lee Chiropractic Center harnesses the FDA-approved technology of the Zerona cold laser, designed to reduce corporeal circumferences by an average of 3.5 inches. During each session, clients relax beneath a beam-slinging apparatus for 40 minutes as it glides low-light lasers over their waistlines, backs, hips, and thighs, emulsifying adipose tissue so that fat can sneak its way out of the body. The disintegrated lipid depots can then be absorbed by the body’s obsessively tidy lymphatic system and expelled through the body’s natural detoxification process and complex system of water-slides. The noninvasive treatment requires minimal recovery time and technicians perform the treatments three times a week for best results. Patients can boost results with healthy eating habits, daily exercise, and regular hydration. Like sumo-wrestling costumes, caffeine and alcohol decrease the procedure’s potency.
Both options complement the body-sculpting sessions with a two-week supply of nutritional supplements from Apex Energetics. The liver-detox supplements work to purge the body of released fat and preserve muscle until each patient can lift the food pyramid using only their pinky fingers.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 21, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. 24hr cancellation notice required. Must be 18 or older. Must use all treatments on same area. Health and physical requirements apply. Consultation required; non-candidates will be refunded. Treatments are non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.