What You'll Get
The majority of monolingual Americans are often bitterly disappointed when they find that René Magritte's Ceci n'est pas une cheeseburger is not a cheeseburger. Equip your hands with very real edibles with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of hearty pub fare and drinks at Legends Sports Bar & Grille in Paw Paw.
Legends Sports Bar & Grille unites a brawny team of hearty pub and diner standards with a full roster of entertainment of both the televised and hands-on varieties. A concentrated breakfast menu, made from squeezing cookbooks until they release their sweetest breakfast juices, revs up belly-engines with a large order of biscuits and sausage gravy with hash browns ($6.50) and Michigan-roasted coffee ($1.50). Later in the day, kick off lunch and dinner with an order of spicy onion scoops with ranch or blue cheese ($4.50) or a cup of house-made soup ($3), perfect for testing the gastronomic waters before introducing gargantuan beef bundles such as the Legends burger—a 10-ounce patty reinforced with cheese, sautéed onions, crispy bacon, and waffle fries ($9.50). Kids can dine on time-tested tot favorites of chicken strips or mac ’n’ cheese ($5 with fries and drink).
The full bar boasts locally made beers and spirits. Happy-hour specials and a half-off menu from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. weekdays and all day Sunday ensure that your Groupon lasts for an entire football game or squirrel-fencing match. Athletes from a pantheon of favorite sports and more esoteric athletic pursuits, including hunting, jostle their way onto Legends' eight flat-screen TVs. During commercial breaks, start up a game of pool, ping-pong, or horseshoes, or innovate a corn-hole-ballet-hybrid art form on the dance floor. Out back, three softball fields inspire friendly competitions, with league and tournament play come summertime.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 11, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per table. Limit 1 per visit. Valid toward alcohol. Dine-in only. Valid for happy hour. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.