Much like white denim, tanned skin used to be a faux pas after Labor Day until a pioneering group of fashionistas and hair metal frontmen made it commonplace. Blaze a bronze trail with today's Groupon: for $30, you get two custom spray tans at Lemon Drop Skincare & Massage in Kent (a $60 value).

Tiptoe into Lemon Drop's quaint and quiet confines for a secret rendezvous with one of the spa's relaxation professionals that specialize in a sprawling service set, including facials, therapeutic massages, waxing, and tanning. Hue-imbuing experts first help clients choose the right shade of sunkissed from the spa's arsenal of quick-drying, UV-free mists. Sunners will then shed skin-shielding clothes in the privacy of a one-person tanning studio before airbrush artists spritzes on color in a style proven ten times more comfortable than powerwash tanning. Bronzers will also learn moisturizing tricks in order to prevent orangey hands and feet, a common giveaway for otherwise flawless spray tans or pumpkin pie heist operations. The entire tanning takes only 15 to 20 minutes and endures for five to seven days, but often lasts even longer with maintenance products on sale at the spa.