Plucking body hair and exfoliating are two of life's most tedious and futile chores, like cleaning feathers from a wind tunnel or vacuuming the vacuum. Foil your follicles and face-skin with today's Groupon: for $40, you get $80 worth of waxing services or one microdermabrasion treatment (up to a $90 value) at Lemon Spalon on North Euclid Avenue.

Lemon Spalon’s experienced aestheticians defuzz bodies from forehead to anklebone, using numbing spray to contribute to a more comfortable experience and phantom-limb feeling. Get artfully arched brows ($21+), expertly extracted upper-lip follicles ($15+), or repel water on arms ($52+ each) and legs ($65+ each) for a cleaner swan dive. Nufree, a soft and botanically based wax used for bikini ($33+) and Brazilian ($53+) waxes, reduces the chance of ingrown hairs while subliminally boosting the client's connection to Anne Geddes.

If your skin is already as smooth and beach-ready as sea glass, opt for microdermabrasion. During the 30-minute facial treatment, a small vacuum softly sloughs off the top layer of skin, leaving countenance canvas looking as young and fresh as a minted fawn. Facial add-ons are available—enjoy a glycolic peel for an additional $30 or a pumpkin peel for an additional $35.