Modern males have approximately 60,000 thoughts per day, almost all of which revolve around whether a barbershop pole is peppermint or spearmint flavored. Satisfy your curiosity with today's Groupon: for $17, you get a haircut, straight-razor shave, and your choice of a men's clay-mask or rolling-cream facial at Lennartz Olde Time Barbershop in Riverside (a $35 value).
At Lennartz Olde Time Barbershop, thread choppers relax head pastures with a shampoo massage before shaping overgrown follicles into a custom or military cut and shaving leftover tufts around the ears and neck. The men's rolling-cream facial gently exfoliates dead skin cells to smooth facades, while the men's clay-mask facial ensconces kissers in imported English clay to clear pores of dirt leftover from childhood tetherball games. Afterward, barbers lather up whiskers in warm suds and swathe faces in hot towels to soften the bristles, ensuring a smooth, even shave via straight razor or sharpened protractor. A final cold-towel application and a splash of 1935 Lucky Tiger aftershave top off the pampering.
2126 Harshman Rd.
Riverside, Ohio 45424