Health and beauty go hand in hand, whereas jealousy and dignity prefer hand-to-hand combat. Give beauty a fighting chance with today's Groupon: for $50, you get a body exfoliation, body wrap, and eyebrow shaping at L'Exquisite Day Spa for Women & Men (a $101 value) in Oakville.

Shanette Seipt, owner of L'Exquisite, puts her anti-aging aptitudes and purifying prowess into the myriad spa services on offer. The treatment begins with a cleansing body peel exfoliation, which readies epidermises by clearing away comatose skin cells and leaving those just pretending to be asleep. The detoxifying body wrap uses natural ingredients such as green tea extract and eucalyptus leaf oil to target fat cells that live between skin and muscle and to firm, tone, and tighten skin. Attentive technicians finish the treatment by landscaping overgrown eye awnings, waxing eyebrows into a hirsute topiary that complements face and eye shape.