After a long day of besieging steppe settlements, the Mongol hordes liked to kick back with a vigorous massage, a copy of the Daily Khan, and a nice warm glass of fermented yak's milk. Conquer your own serenity with today’s Groupon for services from Lesley Aluffi at Vain Salon. Choose between the following options:
- For $25, you get a Brazilian wax and vajazzling (a $60 total value).
- For $32, you get a European facial (a $65 value).
Lesley Aluffi, a skilled aesthetician with more than 10 years of experience, beautifies the bikini region and transforms facial façades within the comfortable confines of Vain Salon. In 30 minutes, Lesley will put away the fur coat for summer by waxing any unwanted bikini-zone whiskers before vajazzling the now-pristine pelvic region with decorative jewels (a $60 value). The vajazzling process uses temporary cosmetic adhesive to add a little sparkle to the most secret spaces, resulting in a private boost of confidence and the power to illuminate even the darkest jeans.
Those who prefer to transform their northerly regions can opt for the 50-minute European facial (a $65 value). After a 10-minute consultation, Lesley delivers a deep cleansing facial in the European style, which includes exfoliation, skin impurity extraction, a mask, and massage, followed by a lesson in rolling R's and drinking tea with pinkies lifted.
5301 Longley Lane
Building A, Suite 9
Reno, Nevada 89511