What You'll Get
Much like past tenses, tense backs usually pertain to events that happened a while ago and are inconceivable to most 5-year-olds. Brush up on the basics of back bliss with today's Groupon: for $30, you get a one-hour Swedish massage at Let Me Pamper U (a $65 value). This Groupon is valid at the Metairie location.
The chief tension tamer at Let Me Pamper U—nationally certified massage therapist Cheron Molina—unties knots and melts muscles with dexterous massage modalities. During the one-hour Swedish massage, oils and lotions are utilized to enhance smooth gliding strokes, rolls, kneads, and percussions to exile stress to a foreign zip code. The soothing, therapeutic massage will improve your body's circulation, ease aches and pains, and enhance mental clarity, allowing you to finally evict the disgraceful plunger that's been barnacled to your back for two weeks. Open seven days a week, Let Me Pamper U offers appointments as early as 7 a.m., ensuring your massage will not interfere with normal daily activities including competitive toe wrestling and work.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 9, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. Upgrades available for additional fee. Valid only at Metairie location. Must use in 1 visit. Tax and gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.