Only the strong survive a home reorganization, which is why Grandma’s hyper-concentrated perfumes and bodybuilding manuals will live in the basement forever. Separate the weak tchotchkes from the strong with today’s Groupon: for $129, you get two hours of professional organizing from Let’s Get Organized! (a $300 value). This Groupon is valid for homes throughout Manhattan.

Let’s Get Organized! proprietor Meryl Starr is the author of two books on home and personal organization and has demonstrated her nimble neatening skills on TV shows that include Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, WTAE Action News, and her cousin Fran Drescher’s syndicated Tawk Show.

Meryl opens each organizing session with a 15-minute consultation to suss out the client’s goals, obstacles, and favorite flavor of toothpaste. Then, her flying fingers sift through stacks of paperwork and clear out cluttered cabinets, turning mess-muddled apartments into neatness Neverlands. After straightening sessions, clients will be equipped with Meryl’s brand-new tidying techniques, so they can more effectively deal with accumulations of day-to-day debris while exuding the calm coolness of a giant cucumber dressed as James Dean.