What You'll Get
Eyeglasses correct vision, make people look more intelligent, and—when worn upside down—enable a dormant wad of gray matter in the brain to control the Hubble Telescope. Unleash your satellite-wielding capacities with today's Groupon: for $49 you get $200 toward an eye exam and merchandise at Levine Eye Care Center in Livonia.
Levine Eye Care Center boasts 25 years of ocular expertise and an office full of stylish and practical sight-adjusting accessories. A complete eye exam ($75) can certify boastful claims of 20/20 vision with an obstacle course of evaluations such as astigmatism identification, pupil-enlarging retina searches, and a lightning round of eye chart Boggle. Bifocal contact-lens wearers can get their yearly assessment ($125), and farsighted sufferers who prefer frameless adjustments can obtain a soft-lens exam ($69) or simply choose to focus on distant objects.
After eyes have been thoroughly evaluated, patients can choose a home for their new lenses from a diverse selection of designer frames by Sean John ($319+), Coach ($219–$269+), Versace ($269+), and more. Eyes employed at nine-to-five jobs can book a post-work appointment until 6:30 p.m. on Mondays and Thursdays, when the office is open until 8 p.m., or a weekend evaluation two Saturdays each month.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 4, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 add'l as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. By appt only. New clients only. In-store only. Not valid on non prescription eyeglasses/sunglasses. Lens evaluation req'd for purchase of contact lenses. Eye exam req'd for all purchases. No outside prescriptions taken. Not valid for retinal imaging, replacement lenses, or with insurance. Tax included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.