Without jewelry, pearls would be nothing but oyster gallstones and treasure chests would contain nothing but dirty back issues of the Economist. Embrace the power of bling with today's Groupon: for $45, you get $100 worth of fine jewelry at Lewis Jewelers.
Boasting a 90-year history of successful human decoration, Lewis Jewelers bedecks both men and women with jewelry, watches, and fashion accessories in a multitude of styles. Choosing from top designer brands such as Barbara Bixby, Tacori, and Rembrandt Charms, shoppers can drape their meatsuits with silver and diamond pieces ($80+) or dangle freshwater cultured pearl earrings from their brain's audio inputs ($45+). Meanwhile, those interested in mastering time can start by wearing watches from quality manufacturers such as Dolan & Bullock and Seiko ($100+). During their visit, customers can consult the store's experienced jewel genies to learn which metals tarnish (copper and Iron Maiden) and the best way to test a diamond's authenticity (by eating it).
Five Yelpers give Lewis Jewelers a 3.5-star average: