Chairs, like horses, are most often supported by four legs, can hold up at least one person, and are used as dining surfaces during table droughts. Obtain haunch-holders with today's Groupon: for $40, you get $100 toward furniture, mattresses, and home décor at Lexington Overstock. This Groupon is also valid for online purchases.

Lexington Overstock bedecks every room of the house with an emporium of craftsman-quality furnishings. Chic padded barstools elevate four-person eating squads in an Aaron dining set ($225), and an antiqued cherry British Old World map writing desk inlaid with an old-world map ($258) insists that Columbus was right all along. Bedroom sets such as the Coventry Cannonball ($68–$998) accessorize dreams with solid wood. Living-room residents can imagine themselves on the open range thanks to the rich nail-head accents on a Ranger-Canyon recliner ($398), before bedtime beckons from an Ashley Sleep memory-foam mattress ($448+), which evokes billowy sheep bred for counting with a fluffy mix of synthetic and all-natural stuffing.

Though Lexington Overstock vends over 5,000 items through delivery (which is not included in this deal) on its website, customers may peruse the in-store stock during open hours on Saturdays from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. and Sundays from 2 p.m. to 5 p.m., and pick up purchased wares during weekend open hours and on Mondays and Thursdays from 11 a.m. to 5:30 p.m. Helpful furniture wranglers are on hand to assist in loading items into vehicles, though patrons must bring enough rope and furniture snacks to secure and mollify four-legged cargo.