Like stalking a delicate butterfly, stalking time requires patience, skill, and a comically oversized net. Mercilessly display your captive specimen on the walls for all to see with today's Groupon: $59 gets you a one-hour photo shoot, a disc of 15 images, and five 8"x10" prints from Life in Stills (a $400 total value).
The professionally trained photographers at Life in Stills specialize in shooting highly personal photographs for each member of your family or friendtourage and employ the use of flattering natural light whenever possible to create ultra-realistic images. During your session (a $100 value), the warmth of the photographer's persona will trigger the sudden shedding of your personality's exoskeleton, exposing your true persona and handsome vampire fangs to the camera. The one-hour session will take place at the location of your choosing within North Vancouver, West Vancouver, or the city proper, and includes a 15-image disc ($100) and five 8"x10" printed images (normally $40 each) of your most stellar shots. The friendly photo-snappers at Life in Stills relish the opportunity to work with wee ones, so suit up a small child for a session to savour in posterity.
Up to five people are permitted in the photography session, which makes this Groupon ideal for parents with three tots, the principal cast members of Frasier, and fully costumed Spice Girls cover bands.
Not valid for weddings.