While inner beauty is important, the fact remains that outer beauty is still often used to determine SAT scores and income-tax rates. Get a leg up on life with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $50 worth of any spa services at Lifestream Wellness Spa.

Lifestream Wellness Spa's certified staff compose beauty-bolstering numbers designed to restore weatherworn bodies to harmony, performing within a modern abode that paints a soundscape of new age and soft jazz music. Lure out tension and toxins from the muscles without mastering stress-knot mating calls during a 35-minute neck and back massage ($50), or pamper human paws with the 15-minute treat-the-feet package ($50), a sole-soothing rubdown that also includes an organic leg and foot scrub, hot towels, paraffin wax, and warm booties. Waxing services remove undesired follicular forests from protoplasmic acres, including the lip ($10), underarms ($25), and bikini area ($25). Lifestream also has a number of skin-sprucing body treatments and facials available for guest perusal.

Upon entering the warm, cream-and-custard-hued beauty house, clients can slip into a luxurious pair of flocculent spa socks to kick off the soothing experience. Guests then sip on a goblet of wine or hot tea as they enjoy the calming sound of Lifestream’s mellowing water curtain, reveling in the temporary respite from working nine-to-five or raising a family of wild aardvarks.