Although body-exchange programs mean no one ever has to stay in one meat suit for long, returning yours in bad condition means you forfeit your deposit. Keep your constitution in returnable condition with today's Groupon: for $19, you get a one-month gym membership with unlimited bed tanning (a $60 total value) at Lifestyle Fitness 24/7. This Groupon is valid for membership during normal business hours only, though customers can pay an additional one-time fee of $4 for an electronic keycard granting after-hours access.
Lifestyle Fitness 24/7 houses multiple levels of tanning beds and a full suite of workout equipment, allowing round-the-clock access to a healthy lifestyle. Cardio machines help ignite calories and boost heart rates, while strength-training equipment aids in muscle-maintenance routines to build triceps and biceps until they can punch fists through lead. Afterwards, customers can strut over to the level-one and level-two tanning beds and stand-up units to get a sun-kissed glow that highlights their newly chiseled organ armor. Complimentary towel service in the locker rooms facilitates rinse-offs and wet-towel fights to settle heated debates about who was in fact the boss of Who's the Boss?
Whether in the morning, middle of the night, or some other dimension that has more than morning and night, customers can relax knowing that integrated-access software, security, and surveillance systems are keeping Lifestyle Fitness 24/7's gym clear of intruders.
Lifestyle Fitness 24/7
With one swipe of a keycard, members of Lifestyle Fitness 24/7 can work out anytime they want. The keycard's magnetic strip is thin enough to slide under the facility's doors and smart enough to then unlock the door at any hour, giving exercisers access to rows of Precor strength-training and cardio equipment that face mounted flat-screen TVs. Augmenting the convenient workouts, Lifestyle Fitness 24/7 features standup and lay-down tanning beds, personal training, and complimentary towel service and WiFi.
93% of 15 customers recommend
“Everyone was super nice! Love the facility and you can't beat the groupon price!!”
“Thank you for the friendliest costumer service I've ever had when signing up for a new gym membership.”