What You'll Get
Giving yourself a massage, like throwing yourself a surprise birthday party or asking for your own hand in marriage, is a surefire disappointment. Leave kneading to the knowledgeable with today's Groupon: for $75, you get two 60-minute massages at LifeTab Health (a $150 value).
LifeTab Health's team of experienced well-wishers targets the body's subdermal tectonics with an arsenal of massage modalities intended to relieve chronic pain and encourage recovery from injury. The sure-handed therapists can enlist the flowing motions of Swedish massage to calm surface swells or plumb the muscular depths with deep-tissue treatments. Sports and athletic techniques soothe the bodily trauma that results from such ache-inducing endeavors as playing tag in an elevator filled with bison. Alternatively, pregnancy massages can ease the stress of marsupial mimicry, and lomilomi and tui na therapies round out LifeTab Health's palette of relaxation-inducing services.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 28, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. By appointment only. 24hr cancellation notice or $75 may apply. Must use both sessions with same therapist. Valid only for deep tissue, Swedish, sports/athletic, Tui Na, pregnancy and Lomi Lomi massage. Sessions are non-transferable. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About LifeTAB Health
LifeTab's masterful massage therapists draw from backgrounds as holistic healers, therapists, and yogis to inform their current practice of healing the body through touch. They use techniques that include hot-stone, sports, and pregnancy massage. Smooth, heated stones settle onto muscles and nerve clusters during hot-stone therapy, melting away stress frozen into the body during that ill-considered stint spent pledging the Polar Bear Club. The therapists' strong hands sweep across skin during purely pampering Swedish massage sessions, and those same hands can unstiffen joints and musculature during sports-style massages. Expectant mothers can safely put their precious health in the hands of the therapists, who can deploy inner-body adjustments to comfort parent and child during the tiniest sort of couples massage.