Lifetime Health & Wellness Clinic

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385 Ratings

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Doctors tend to sore tendons with therapeutic massages customized to each client's complimentary medical assessment

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Promotional value expires Sep 5, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Valid only for option purchased. 24-hr cancellation notice required. Massages are non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

Like a clock, the human body is a carefully calibrated machine that only fails to work when neglected by its owner or thrown off by an impromptu third daylight savings time. Maintain your delicate mechanisms with today’s Groupon to Lifetime Health and Wellness Clinic, valid at locations in Arlington Heights and South Elgin. Choose between the following options:

  • For $30, you get one 60-minute therapeutic massage (a $65 value).
  • For $75, you get three 60-minute therapeutic massages (a $195 value). <p>

Adept at treating athletes and those injured in auto accidents, Lifetime’s Dr. Tim Schening and his staff lay healing hands upon achy muscles during therapeutic massages customized to each client’s corporeal cues. Upon arrival, guests undergo a complimentary medical assessment that targets areas stricken by chronic pain caused by overexertion, injury, or compulsively wrestling monster trucks. By addressing these symptoms, Dr. Schening strives to trigger a domino effect that kickstarts the body’s innate healing abilities, thus boosting circulation, promoting wellness, and preventing future ailments. Therapeutic massages also help ease pent-up tension, relieve stress, and lull guests into a state of relaxation rivaled only by being rocked to sleep by a dolphin.

Lifetime Health and Wellness Clinic

The team of doctors at Lifetime Health and Wellness Clinic helps clients maintain and heal their bodies with a variety of nonsurgical procedures, slimming Lipo-Light treatments to chiropractic adjustments. During Lipo-Light treatments, lipolysis breaks down stored fat cells, releasing fat into the blood stream. Clients later assist in flushing fat from the body with exercise, which can result in inch loss.

In addition to body slimming services, health experts perform traditional chiropractic adjustments to ease chronic pain. The clinic also tends to overall wellness with blood tests, internal medicine care, and weight-loss programs that teach clients how to eat healthy and extract all the carbs from bread.

Customer Reviews

385 Ratings

Everything was explained very well in a professional and friendly manner.
Julie M. · September 20, 2016
Nice place, wonderful staff, outstanding msssage
Jim H. · September 18, 2016
Good massages at very affordable rate. Erica and Lily did a very good job.
Khairun G. · August 9, 2016
Merchant Location Map
  1. 1

    South Elgin

    101 S McLean Blvd

    South Elgin, IL 60177

    +18477173400

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  2. 2

    Arlington Heights

    1810 E Northwest Hwy

    Arlington Heights, IL 60004

    +18475901133

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