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What You'll Get
Like a clock, the human body is a carefully calibrated machine that only fails to work when neglected by its owner or thrown off by an impromptu third daylight savings time. Maintain your delicate mechanisms with today’s Groupon to Lifetime Health and Wellness Clinic, valid at locations in Arlington Heights and South Elgin. Choose between the following options:
- For $30, you get one 60-minute therapeutic massage (a $65 value).
- For $75, you get three 60-minute therapeutic massages (a $195 value). <p>
Adept at treating athletes and those injured in auto accidents, Lifetime’s Dr. Tim Schening and his staff lay healing hands upon achy muscles during therapeutic massages customized to each client’s corporeal cues. Upon arrival, guests undergo a complimentary medical assessment that targets areas stricken by chronic pain caused by overexertion, injury, or compulsively wrestling monster trucks. By addressing these symptoms, Dr. Schening strives to trigger a domino effect that kickstarts the body’s innate healing abilities, thus boosting circulation, promoting wellness, and preventing future ailments. Therapeutic massages also help ease pent-up tension, relieve stress, and lull guests into a state of relaxation rivaled only by being rocked to sleep by a dolphin.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 5, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Valid only for option purchased. 24-hr cancellation notice required. Massages are non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Lifetime Health & Wellness Clinic
The team of doctors at Lifetime Health and Wellness are specialists in hormone optimization and replacement therapy. They understand the delicate balance between your adrenal status, your thyroid health, and your hormone levels. Bio-identical hormone replacement therapy can help those who suffer from fatigue, low energy, weight gain, anxiety, memory loss, hot flashes, sleep disturbances, libido issues, and sexual dysfunction. The clinic also tends to overall wellness with blood tests, internal medicine care, physical therapy and weight-loss programs that teach clients how to eat healthily and extract all the carbs from bread.