What You'll Get
Similar to past tenses, tense backs are related to things that happened a while ago and are incomprehensible to most 5-year-olds. Brush up on the basics of back bliss with today's Groupon: for $37, you get a one-hour massage-therapy treatment at Lifetime Wellness Center (a $75 value).
Lifetime Wellness Center's registered massage therapists loosen tight limbs and untie knots in relaxing massage-therapy treatments. Skillful hands soothe sinews and melt stress deposits as they knead in a manner customized to suit clients’ individual needs, problem areas, and tastes in pie. The multispecialty clinic employs massage therapy as an integral part of its wellness repertoire and as a useful means of abetting recovery processes. Bodies emerge looser, more unwound, and less likely to be mistaken for statues by roosting pigeons.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 6, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Limit 1 per visit. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.