What You'll Get
Those who say not to judge a book by its cover will never experience the fun of discovering that The Grapes of Wrath contains no heaving bosoms, unicorns, or epic gunfights. Shield your dustflap from judgment with today's Groupon: for $99, you get one facial laser treatment from Lift Laser & Body, located in Schaumburg (a $550 value).
The facial laser treatment employs ProFractional technology, blasting thousands of benevolent microbeams into subdermal collagen hangouts and nudging the beautifying proteins into action. As flesh grows healthier through the process, signs of aging such as wrinkles, fine lines, sun spots, and acne scars get pushed aside in favor of more winsomely toned skin. The entire process takes just 15 to 30 minutes, and after one to three days of recovery time, facades fully assume the youthful glow of a baby jack-o-lantern. All treatments are performed under the expert eyes of Dr. Mir Joffrey within a luxurious, resort-like facility flaunting sleek interior embellishments and refined dark wood floors.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 21, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 3 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only. Not valid for people with serious medical conditions. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Lift Laser & Body
Sunlight streams through floor-to-ceiling windows in the waiting room at Lift Laser & Body, where a trio of doctors oversees aesthetic treatments powered by cutting edge technology. These procedures range from natural-looking plastic surgery such as tummy tucks and breast enhancements to less invasive procedures. Noninvasive treatments include SkinTyte, which relies on broadband light to get clients firmer and younger looking skin. Lift Laser & Body also offers rejuvenating ProFractional laser treatments for faces that can make patrons look younger, much like not calling a MP3 player “walkman.”