What You'll Get
Although lasers whittle waistlines with non-invasive beams of light, they also simultaneously entertain clients with a colorful visual accompaniment to their Tolstoy audio books. Witness the wonder of laser technology with today’s Groupon: for $149, you get two LipoLaser sessions for any one body area at Lighthouse Health & Body Makeover (a $666 value).
Lighthouse Health & Body Makeover's staff employs a 16-diode laser system to tone stubborn waistlines and eradicate inches of insulation. During a one-hour non-invasive treatment, beams sent from LipoLaser probes permeate the skin and stimulate the subcutaneous fat cells residing beneath the surface of a target problem area while patients enjoy audio from Lighthouse Health's self-mastery technology. Much like students in a lecture on sawdust classification, an expected 40–60 grams of fat quickly evacuate their seats and float freely in the lymphatic hallways of the body. The appointment ends with a stint atop a whole-body-vibration unit to prevent reabsorption before an infrared sauna evicts lingering tenants. Although many patients notice results after a single downtime-free treatment, Lighthouse Health typically recommends a series of nine sessions for a fully sleek appearance to emerge.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 20, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. 24hr cancellation notice required. Must be 18 or older. Treatment not suitable for expectant or nursing mothers, cancer patients, pacemaker or implanted medical device users, or epileptics. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Lighthouse Health
The professionals at Lighthouse Health offer holistic programs, treatments, supplements, and services that help patients lose weight and improve their health. At Lighthouse Health, you can take advantage of rejuvenating skincare services, customized weight loss programs, an incredible doctors-only line of supplements, and a variety of treatments designed to help you look your very best. Each weight loss program takes place in three stages – initial detoxification, fat burning, and maintenance – and many patients start to see results within the first three weeks. Lighthouse Health ensures patient success through weekly office visits, weight loss seminars, cooking classes, and 24/7 access to staff members for support.